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You might be a redneck if.................
#1
You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night..

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this'.

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines'.

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
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#2
Way too funny!!! goodone

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Just cruising along minding our own business when BAM!!! The LAWS show up.
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#3
Hurt my feelings will ya....

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#4
lmao {2 thumbs up}
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#5
::rofl::

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Mike

"If I were you...... I´d rather be me."  Tongue

Check out my video:
http://www.7173mustangs.com/thread-my-mustang-in-action

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#6
Hey, those aren't funny. Why you got to bring my family into your jokes?

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My Mustangs:
71 M-code Mach 1, Medium Blue/White Sport, 4R70W, 3L50, Factory Ram Air.
72 Q-code Mach 1, Pewter/Black Sport, 4-spd, 3L25.
65 Convertible, Britney Blue/White/White, more modified than original.
05 Convertible, Legend Lime/Tan/Tan, future classic??
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#7
Nance;33666 Wrote:Hurt my feelings will ya....

LOL! Big Grin

Doc

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Project started 8-7-10
Completed: All new suspension, rebuilt 351C H Code bored .030 over with mild cam and intake, new 3.50 TracLok, custom exhaust system
Current "mini-project": interior upgrade Undecided
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#8
73vertproject;33705 Wrote:
Nance;33666 Wrote:Hurt my feelings will ya....

LOL! Big Grin

Yeah, remember Bobby knows a thing or two about guns. Big Grin

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My Mustangs:
71 M-code Mach 1, Medium Blue/White Sport, 4R70W, 3L50, Factory Ram Air.
72 Q-code Mach 1, Pewter/Black Sport, 4-spd, 3L25.
65 Convertible, Britney Blue/White/White, more modified than original.
05 Convertible, Legend Lime/Tan/Tan, future classic??
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#9
Don65Stang;33708 Wrote:
73vertproject;33705 Wrote:
Nance;33666 Wrote:Hurt my feelings will ya....

LOL! Big Grin

Yeah, remember Bobby knows a thing or two about guns. Big Grin

Always remember guns dont kill people, people with guns do
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Tnfastbk;33733 Wrote:
Don65Stang;33708 Wrote:
73vertproject;33705 Wrote:LOL! Big Grin

Yeah, remember Bobby knows a thing or two about guns. Big Grin

Always remember guns dont kill people, people with guns do

guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do.

Jayson
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73 Mach 1 Mustang
89 Dodge Shadow ES
94 Jeep Wrangler

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