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#1
Check out this link, post #6. Guy was asking about porting and polishing his heads.

To save time, here's the funny part:

"Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold. I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises. Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis."

Haha! Now I know how to P&P my heads Idea...that's like watching a train wreck unfold in slow motion rofl.

Steve



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#2
LOL! That's funny shit! Reminds me of svtcobramike's video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUU6rA_Q9...r_embedded
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#3
FasTnNefariouS;29161 Wrote:LOL! That's funny shit! Reminds me of svtcobramike's video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUU6rA_Q9...r_embedded

LOL! "Oh, so it's a piece of crap Ford" "He beat a guy who said he ran 10's" rofl

Steve



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#4
That video is hilarious and so true. Stupid ricers are always wrong. Even though it sounds riceresc in saying it but my dodge shadow can handle most of the civics around town. Anyhow funny post and video.

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#5
So funny and so true. The kid up the street tells me all the time that his Honda will smoke my 89 GT. About a week ago we were getting on the freeway at the same time. I knew when the light turns green it was on. So I started to power break to get up on the converter. Bam lights green time to go. We ran door to door up to 85-90 when I decided to lift. I just had to laugh thinking if he couldn't beat my stock 07 F350 Crew Cab Power Stroke. Theirs know way that Honda is going to Smoke my 5 Liter. It was kinda fun watching the shift light on his big tach and his little girl friend looking at me laughing at them.
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#6
Pretty funny stuff!

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Dave

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#7
Sucking in sand?!?
Geez, coulda told you that wouldn´t work! Everybody knows you gotta use shredded steel wool pads and keep a steady 2345 rpm for 3 minutes.
-Duh-
Big Grin

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#8
luxstang;29180 Wrote:Sucking in sand?!?
Geez, coulda told you that wouldn´t work! Everybody knows you gotta use shredded steel wool pads and keep a steady 2345 rpm for 3 minutes.
-Duh-
Big Grin

That must be the European way of doing it....because the glass beads work the best!! Only have to keep a steady 2000 rpm for 1.5 minutes.whistling

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Ken

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#9
That has to be in the top ten of stupid things done to a car. I truly hope he and his Honda friend are sterile. The thought of them producing more morons is scary to think about. At least it wasn't a Ford engine they tortured to death.

Chuck
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#10
That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of! Funny video.

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