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Two Hunters
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"



“If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.”
--Albert Einstein
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#2
Haha
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#3
Haha
Good one.

John J
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He has all the vices I admire and none of the virtues I despise
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#5
Haha

Thanks!
Wade
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"We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it."--Thomas Jefferson

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At least one of them shot something that season.Tongue Chuck
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