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Things you can only say at Thanksgiving time...
#1
Things you can only say at Thanksgiving time....

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Happy Thanksgiving!
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#2
I'm going to try some of these!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

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#3
I had to share this too funny!
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#4
That was the greatest breast I have ever had!

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#5
Great ones! I shared them quickly.

Thanks Roy.

Ray

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1972 Q code 4 speed convertible 
1971 Mustang Sportsroof  351-2V FMX 
1973 Mach 1 (parts car)
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#6
rofl

Turkeys and girls in bikinis... the white parts are the best!

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#7
Good one
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#8
Funny!

Some of those can be used at the KFC buffet line for some public snickering.

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71 M-code Mach 1, Medium Blue/White Sport, 4R70W, 3L50, Factory Ram Air.
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#9
Shared! Good stuff! Tongue

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#10
you guys are SICK !!

"man look at that PIE"

"I hope my wife doesnt find out I tried your pudd'n"


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