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The Guys' Side of the Story
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Finally, the guy’s side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules" from the female side....
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules! Please note… these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
(FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports or news, it's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or Cars.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Doc

[Image: 6y14ea.jpg]

Project started 8-7-10
Completed: All new suspension, rebuilt 351C H Code bored .030 over with mild cam and intake, new 3.50 TracLok, custom exhaust system
Current "mini-project": interior upgrade Undecided
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Doc I can't wait till 4.30.My wife will be reading this as soon she gets home. Maybe just maybe she will finally get it.Cool
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mach71351c;63005 Wrote:Doc I can't wait till 4.30.My wife will be reading this as soon she gets home. Maybe just maybe she will finally get it.Cool

LOL. There a lot of truths in that post, for sure!

Doc

[Image: 6y14ea.jpg]

Project started 8-7-10
Completed: All new suspension, rebuilt 351C H Code bored .030 over with mild cam and intake, new 3.50 TracLok, custom exhaust system
Current "mini-project": interior upgrade Undecided
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#4
Doc, you KNOW that you are one of my best buddies on this Site but I will NOT be sharing this thread with the First Lady!

...and it is not about the possibility of sleeping on the couch; it comes down to being able to ever sleep again! LOL

THANKS for the post!


BT

Do the RIGHT thing.
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cobra3073;63021 Wrote:Doc, you KNOW that you are one of my best buddies on this Site but I will NOT be sharing this thread with the First Lady!

...and it is not about the possibility of sleeping on the couch; it comes down to being able to ever sleep again! LOL

THANKS for the post!


BT


rofl Guys, I would share this with your ladies at your own risk!

Thanks, BT!

Doc

[Image: 6y14ea.jpg]

Project started 8-7-10
Completed: All new suspension, rebuilt 351C H Code bored .030 over with mild cam and intake, new 3.50 TracLok, custom exhaust system
Current "mini-project": interior upgrade Undecided
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thumb Perfect
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73vertproject;63023 Wrote:Guys, I would share this with your ladies at your own risk!

Share with the ladies at your own risk...I have had a copy of this on my frig for 20 years.

To me, they are as vital a key to a happy marriage as a prenup.

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351C Bold Manners, Brash Attitude
Favorite Teams: Michigan Wolverines and Whoever Is Playing Ohio State.

When I drive past a herd of cows, the cows MOO at me
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#8
Well that went over well. Undecided So about an hour later I asked about dinner.All she did was give me (The Look). Got to love Rocco's pizza it was here in 15 minutes. Big Grin Thanks Doc.
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mach71351c;63121 Wrote:Well that went over well. Undecided So about an hour later I asked about dinner.All she did was give me (The Look). Got to love Rocco's pizza it was here in 15 minutes. Big Grin Thanks Doc.

Yep, sometime pizza is the only way you get something for dinner.... Undecided

Big Grin

Doc

[Image: 6y14ea.jpg]

Project started 8-7-10
Completed: All new suspension, rebuilt 351C H Code bored .030 over with mild cam and intake, new 3.50 TracLok, custom exhaust system
Current "mini-project": interior upgrade Undecided
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cobra3073;63021 Wrote:Doc, you KNOW that you are one of my best buddies on this Site but I will NOT be sharing this thread with the First Lady!

...and it is not about the possibility of sleeping on the couch; it comes down to being able to ever sleep again! LOL

THANKS for the post!


BT

BT I'm sure you would sleep again......just has to be with one eye open!

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Ken

73 Convertible 302-4v-3spd yellow /white int

08 Bullitt 4.6-5 spd black/black int


All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
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