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http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4204708625.html





2000 Ford F250 odometer: 153000 automatic transmission
Here's the deal, kids:
This is a 2000 Ford F250 V-10. This is not a luxury SUV, or a maintenance-free disposable import. It has solid front axles, wind noise, and character.
It's a Truck. It rides like a Truck. It drives like a Truck. All of these are GOOD things.
It is not new, it is not pristine, it is used. This will be apparent in the pictures. It is in good shape . But it is 13 yrs old.

CLEAN BLUE TITLE . ASKING PRICE $$$ 10,500 obo

DETAILS:
-I am the second owner. First owner barely got it dirty an engaged the front axles once.
-I have remedied this excessive caretaking with muddy roads and a pile of fun.
-The truck has had the best of everything put on it, and it all done right.
-motor has been completely rebuilt this year with less than 10k miles on it. Have pics of the build.
-trans has 75k miles.
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MOTOR DETAILS dyno'd 430 hp
-fresh rebuild with all new parts top to bottom.
-polished and ported heads
-JBA headers
-Gforce perfomance chip
-Hypertech MAX Programmer ( comes with truck )
-K&N FLIP kit
-Optima battery
-new starter
-new starter selenoid
-new plugs and coils
-dual electric fans plus manual fan


TRUCK DETAILS
-front brush guard
-Warn M12000 winch
-5000lb ride-rite air bags in rear
-triple A-pillar gauges ( oil, trans, water)
-4.88 gears front and rear
-Mag Hytech rear diff cover
-Strange HD axle shafts
-custom front drive shaft to fit lift
-10" total lift
-adjustable front track bar
-pro comp double shock hoops front
-pro comp e9000 shocks all the way around ( 1 yr old)
-Weld 1 piece forged wheels
-385/70 R16 Nitto Mud Grapplers ( 38x15x16 ) 50% tread
-tires have been DYNA bead balanced (100 mph+ tested )
-fiberglass rear bed cover ( paint matched )
-power sliding rear window
-power mirrors, windows, locks
-Alarm system with remote start, 1 mile range ( has key pager with lcd screen )
-trail bars for rear axle
-new front hub bearings
-tail light brush guards
- Recon white door lights under doors, that also become turn signals when driving.
-6000k HID headlights in aftermarket housings
-high flow cats
-Flowmaster Super 44 muffler


QUESTIONS:
-Why are you selling?
Family has grown , need a vehicle with more interior room.

-Are you pressed to sell it ?
NO. so i won't be accepting low ball offers

-What's wrong with it?
Passenger side door cosmetic issues. ( scratch down door and small spot clear coat came off. Was this way when i bought it, never had it fixed. not very noticable if its driving by. Other then that, EVERYTHING works as it should.


-Does the 4WD work?
Hell yes. Like a champ , have the videos to prove this truck will go places most won't.

-Will you sell me the [engine / tranny / rear door / axle / etc.]?
No. I'm not in the salvage business. Buy the Truck. Love the truck. Give the truck a home.

-Will you take [insert ridiculously stupid low number here]?
No. If I wanted [ridiculously low number] I would have asked [ridiculously low number]
Want a cheap car? Get your kid that lowered tuner piece of shit honda project down the road.
I think I'm plenty cheap for this bad mofo.

Will you take payments?
Does this look like a dealership ad? No i won't take payments. Full price paid before it leave my property.

-Can I go higher with the lift and bigger tires?
of course but I don't give a shit. But be sure to use quality components and for God's sake - get it aligned after a lift!

-Would this make a good car for my daughter?
Hell. Yes. Not only a good car, a learning experience. Introduction to vehicular maintenance.
Additionally, there isn't really enough room in the back for that little bastard she's dating to try anything.
Plus all her guy friends would be jealous.

-Can you deliver?
Within reason. I'd drive it a hundred miles or so. But really, you should come get it. Look it over. Have a beer. Etc.

-Will you take a check / cashier's check / Western Union Transfer / Nigerian Promissory Note?
Would you take a ball pein hammer to the forehead?
No. I'll take Cash. Period. Bring cash or don't show.

-Will you ship to -?
No. See above.

-No, really, all I have is [lowball dollar amount]?
That's great, I don't give a shit. Unicef ain't running this deal, and until they do I want $10,500.
Why? Because I don't HAVE to sell this little beauty. Truth be known, I'd rather keep it.
But if it's going to a good home - I will sell. Unless you're an asshole - then no sale.

-Why are you such a dick?
Because everyone keeps asking retarded questions and,
Everything is relative; you should see my friends.

Any other questions, feel free to reply to this email and ask.

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97 F150: wrecked, 96 Dodge 4x4: blown motor / donated to the base
88 Suburban 4x4 355 cid 8 inch lift: sold, 95 Celica 5 speed : sold
68 F750 391 cid : sold,  96 F350 7.3 diesel dually : sold
86 Chevy 1500 305 cid c1500: sold, 73 Mustang mach 1 466 cid 5 speed : under construction
89 F350 4x4 cummins swap : sold, 64 Dodge d600: gone
00 Excursion: traded, 72 Mustang mach 1 302: scrapped
73 Mustang coupe: scrapped, 73 ranchero gt
06 Honda crf 450x : sold, 04 Honda vtx 1800
88 Bronco xlt lariat: sold, 76 Charger: traded
95 F350 4x4: sold , 91 Crown Victoria 302: sold
02 Dakota: traded, 96 f250 powerstroke: parts truck
87 f700, 98 e350 powerstroke: sold
03 land rover: traded, 95 f350 dually: part out
95 f350 dually: traded, 94 f150 4x4: traded
97 f250: sold, 76 Maverick 302: sold
91 240sx rb25: sold, 86 firebird: sold
86 Trans Am: sold, 88 westernstar: sold
89 dodge d350: sold, 2000 Dakota 4x4: sold  
84 f350 3+3: sold, 90 bronco: partout
67 catalina, 64 chevy c60
64 jeep j200, 74 corvette stingray
79 Lincoln mark V, 2013 f350: goldilocks
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#2
LOL rofl
Here are the parts I liked.


-Would this make a good car for my daughter?
Hell. Yes. Not only a good car, a learning experience. Introduction to vehicular maintenance.
Additionally, there isn't really enough room in the back for that little bastard she's dating to try anything.
Plus all her guy friends would be jealous.

-Why are you such a dick?
Because everyone keeps asking retarded questions and,
Everything is relative; you should see my friends.

-Will you take a check / cashier's check / Western Union Transfer / Nigerian Promissory Note?
Would you take a ball pein hammer to the forehead?
No. I'll take Cash. Period. Bring cash or don't show.

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Iyman
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#3
"You should see my friends" Haha

Steve



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#4
It's been deleted already...DANGIT
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caspianwendell;155200 Wrote:It's been deleted already...DANGIT

But it's posted above

-Former 70 & 72 Mustang Owner.
-69 Torino GT, Formal Roof, 351W, Edelbrock 600 cfm, Edelbrock 351W Performer RPM intake, headers, AOD trans, dual flowmasters w/H pipe, Pertronix II Billet, 3.5 TRACLOC g/r, 15" Magnum 500s, 100A alt, aluminum radiator, electric fan, Pro-car seats, mini-starter...owned since Dec 13.
-70 Mach 1, 351W, Edelbrock E-Street EFI, VHX instrument cluster, Hooker headers, dual flowmasters, Pertronix II, 15" Magnum 500s, 150A alt, aluminum radiator, dual electric fans, Pro-car seats, mini-starter
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#6
Funny stuff.
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#7
Awesome ad! Thanks for posting it.

Doc

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Project started 8-7-10
Completed: All new suspension, rebuilt 351C H Code bored .030 over with mild cam and intake, new 3.50 TracLok, custom exhaust system
Current "mini-project": interior upgrade Undecided
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rutkak;155211 Wrote:
caspianwendell;155200 Wrote:It's been deleted already...DANGIT

But it's posted above

I know that...I was just joking as if I was interested
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