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Male vs. Female Logic
Male vs. Female Logic

Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?

Man: An average of 1 bottle of wine

Lady: How much per bottle?

Man: An average of $30.00

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So a bottle of wine averages $30.00 and you drink 1/day which puts your monthly cost at $900 so in one year, it would be $10,800 .. correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you didn't drink, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
compound interest over the past 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: So, where's your fxxxxxg Ferrari?
Bahahha..funny one.

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Ferrari? Pfsssh... Give me $162,000 to spend on a car and it won't be a Ferrari sitting in my driveway.
    Women want to know where she got the dress. Men want to know how to get the dress off her and they may notice the Mustang as well. Rolleyes

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What Mustang?


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That Mustang is dead sexy. But damn, I had to do a double take to notice it was a '73.


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Have a few doctors I'de like to send that to!

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Just cruising along minding our own business when BAM!!! The LAWS show up.
You lost me in the title where it read "female logic". My system froze on that contradiction.

The red dress rebooted my system. That dress would look good all crumpled-up in the back seat. :-)

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