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Jokes a friend sent me
#1
Had to pass these on ... The first one is my favorite



The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap
of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by
even more thunder rumbling in the distance...
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's
there.'

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A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my
Intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother,
'cause I still have mine.'

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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room,
Took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife
at all.'
'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really
good with the kids.'
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he
has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words
that were used to put the curse on you.'
The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll
take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'
'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.

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A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and
asks him how he is feeling.
'I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in
surgery,' he answered.
'What did he say,' asked the nurse.
'Oops!'
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display
of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds
since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my
husband's advice.
'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.
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goodone

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#3
Don, those are great! rofl

Doc

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Completed: All new suspension, rebuilt 351C H Code bored .030 over with mild cam and intake, new 3.50 TracLok, custom exhaust system
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#4
lol good ones

Steve



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#5
Thanks for sharing!

Ed...

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72 Mach 1
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#6
Very Funny

mike

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#7
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
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Tnfastbk;64715 Wrote:Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
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I thought that was a West Virginia joke!Rolleyes
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Tnfastbk;64715 Wrote:Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
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AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry

Roy , if the shoe fits Angel

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OMS;64865 Wrote:
Tnfastbk;64715 Wrote:Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
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AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry

Roy , if the shoe fits Angel

Shoes?????????? We dont wear no stinkin shoesTongue

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