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It's the small things
#1
Got a call from an Indian telemarketer. Straight into the speel about obligation free funeral plans. I say hold up old son isn't there an obligation that I die to collect. He wwnt silent and hung up. I have been chuckling ever since Big Grin

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#2
Good stuff... Smile
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#3
Yup, those things can make your day. Good one. Smile

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#4
Telemarketers are EVERYWHERE! Stop the madness!
You guys need a DO NOT CALL LIST (not that ours works that well...)

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#5
Listen to Tom Mabe "Revenge on the Telemarketer."

He records calls from telemarketers as he messes with them.

One of his best was a call re: pre-arranged funerals. He said "Oh, my God.... you're like the angel of death... I was just sitting here contemplating suicide, waiting for a sign from God.

Epic!
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#6
Is he the one who pretended to be a cop investigating a murder scene treating the telemarketer as a suspect who was in touch with the alleged victim?
That one was priceless. Smile

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#7
Yep, that's the guy! He is a guy who writes for stand-up comics, and has made it big by recording himself f'ing with telemarketers.

He's a genious!
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#8
Yeah I got a call on fathers day sunday wanting me to take a no obligation survey that would only take a few minutes...boy I bet she was sure sorry she interrupted my steak dinner. Kinda ashamed of the way I talked to her but dammit she should expect it on that day
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caspianwendell;185045 Wrote:Yeah I got a call on fathers day sunday wanting me to take a no obligation survey that would only take a few minutes...boy I bet she was sure sorry she interrupted my steak dinner. Kinda ashamed of the way I talked to her but dammit she should expect it on that day
Should expect it whenever there is good meat on the plate I think Smile

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#10
Now you guys .....KNOW.... i would not participate in such activity??......

but is the subject of your amusement DOT or FEATHER?Big Grin now if they are FEATHER you MIGHT not have permission to offend...well on the other hand if they are DOT.... well its just funny!!!! Big Grin


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