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How NOT to Christmas shop
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A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall

was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up

and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they

had a lot to do.

Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him

where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we

went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace

that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry

store."

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
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rofl goodone

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Love this one Smile

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Haha

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Bet the divorce was painfull!

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Just cruising along minding our own business when BAM!!! The LAWS show up.
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marks73;99986 Wrote:Bet the divorce was painfull!

NAH not really
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lmao funny

DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT*****KEEP YOUR FOOT ON THE PEDAL

Ron

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