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Flies and wasps
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OK ...It's now sunny, the skies are clearing and summer is on the way... guess what though  Undecided  
now I can drive my beauty without fear of a sudden downpour or menacing thunderstorm, the flies and wasps are being real arseholes ( Sorry, that's English for assholes) 

If they want to splatter their little mush filled exoskeletons on my car ... why in the name of huge purple swollen bell-ends, do they have to chose the inlet radius of my NACA hood air inlets. WTF !  Angry ...do you know how difficult it is to get off ???.. it hardens like glue.  Huh

... so inconsiderate.  Atomic

... has anyone taken a lawsuit out on a wasp for negligent flying and damages?

I'm going to write to my MP (in America that would be Congressman) ; to have the laws extended.

Dear Member of Parliament,

I don't know if you have noticed an increase in negligence on the part of flies and wasps when flying.  I have a car with NACA air scoops, which means I have more right than anyone to be on the road compared to all those in their puerile, diesel euro-shitboxes.  These inconsiderate puss filled flying f**k-sacks favor dying on the upper lip of my NACA air inlets and its pissing me off.

Yours

Al

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If only the manufacturing community could come up with glue that adheres as good as bug guts Smile



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I had to google Naca air scoop!
Lol
Funny...



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(05-24-2019, 02:57 PM)Don C Wrote: If only the manufacturing community could come up with glue that adheres as good as bug guts Smile
That actually may be the solution i need to glue the rearview mirror to my windshield... Wink


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Sostaic, Let me start by saying you really do need help with insect anger management issues. But, it is not your fault old son. You have to endure UK and EU policies and practices. You probably should not voice your concerns (read outrage) to your MP as it would likely trigger charges of hateful speech and insect shaming against you. Here is the best bug guts remover I've found, and it is not intended to remove bug guts. https://www.amazon.com/Sprayway-Glass-Cl...B0052V1JA2
It does a better job of removing bug guts than cleaning glass. Apply, let it sit for 30 seconds, wipe off, repeat if needed. 

Best Regards,
Chuck
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If I ever get to England I'll have to look you up, because you are a funny dood. Have you ever heard of a love bugs? I live in Fla. and holy Crap, you want to bitch about bugs look up these little love makin bastards. They are suicidal screwing pricks! that love carbon dioxide and fresh paint. I've been keeping a leaf blower by my front door to blast them into hyperspace before o go in the house
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The bugs are taking advantage of Brexit: if you don't leave, you can blame everything on the EU!

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Man just so you know it took me 3 tries to get past spell check to spell dude wrong. When we have hurricanes my neighbor has a 4x8 sign that says looters will be shot and ate ! He's the coolest, I had a few crown and cokes with him this eve so don't mind me.
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in southern california we only have to worry about unicorn poop
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(05-24-2019, 07:39 PM)c9zx Wrote: You probably should not voice your concerns (read outrage) to your MP as it would likely trigger charges of hateful speech and insect shaming against you. 
Best Regards,
Chuck

Hey Chuck 

You think I am showing to many anti-insect tendencies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JPeKe-2tIc

and thank you for the bug guts cleaner  thumb

all the best 

Al

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