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Canadian Blonde Joke
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Finally, a blonde joke with some Canadian content....

As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Hwy.11, a
blonde catches up.. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his
truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the
window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you
are losing some of your load!"

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
when the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and
knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,
"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are
losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street. At the third red light, the same
thing happens again.


When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to
the next light When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets
out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on
her window, and as she lowers it, he says,..............

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in CANADA , and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK.........."


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Ken

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#2
Ken , that's a good one
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#3
LOL :rofl:

Doc

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#4
good one

Eric


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#5
Hee Hee!!!!

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#6
Good one!!!

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#7
He's right. In Ontario, it is salt that is spread on the roads. But in Alberta, it's sand that is used instead. You can tell difference between provinces by the amount of rust. Lived in both provinces. Bought a new T-bird in Alberta. Moved to Scarborough (Metro Toronto) Ontario with the T-Bird. The cancer set in. Salt-uggh. Cuts the ice but start the rust.

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#8
The wife is blonde and she laughed
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#9
rofl good one


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LOL even my sig line offended somebody!
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#10
Thanks Ken, Stacey was not very Happy when I sent it to her.............................Could be because I changed the Hometown and name to her infoBlush
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