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So I was talking too a good mate Noddy and he told me this story. Noddy his brother Pugsley and Uncle have a big shed in country Victoria in it they store a growing collection of cars 65-67 Galaxies some weird AMC rambler wagon with a 360, local GM stuff like Monaros and HQ-Hz V8s in all forms,and the pride of the fleet a 1970 GTO 455 HO. So they had all been up there doing maintenance on the shed cleaning cars etc. About 2pm its beer time about 3pm Unc says " that friggin grass is long" and they all continue drinking discussing how they should of brought along the mower. About 4ish Pug comes up with the brilliant idea lets just set the grass on fire and goes and gets the gas can. Big Nod tells em " f@cken bad idea that look at the way the winds blowing"

Sometime around 6 Noddy gets back from the crapper to see the whole paddock lite up. They all start laughing then the fire gets a run on you guessed it straight toward the shed PANIC. Total fire fighting equipment consiste of 1 garden hose 2 shovels and a rake. Can't move the cars as the gate is down past the now very angry fire. 3 Very Big very drunk bastards galvanise into action and frantically start to chop a bit of a fire brake. They say chance favours the prepared, fortune favours the bold. well god loves idiots about 9 foot from the shed the wind changes. Safe.

Big Nod said he had visions of his beautiful yellow GTO turning into a black smoking pile. So the arguments start and as I said these are all very big blokes and fecking wild after 30 seconds of berating Pugs and Uncle the first punch lands it a huge punch on and all these blokes are far better then average in a blue, After the dust settles its time for a beer and a feed so out comes the BBQ. Shortly after the country fire brigade show up to find 3 battered Giants calmly grilling steak in the middle of 4 aches of black charred land. Noddy looks at the fireries and says " thanks for coming lads grab a plate" Haha

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LOL..... great story!! Sounds like a place I could hang out.


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I am sure you would be welcome Mr Dana. Just Be aware you just never leave that place on the same day you arrive Big Grin

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Haaaa yeah kinda got that. Been to a few places and got the knicks and bruises as awards for good stewardship Big Grin one of my uncles fashioned himself to be a dirt track racer. Did pretty good, spent his last dime on old race cars, we worked on his stuff and my brothers junks ( but each of the guys had a nice car or two) in old drafty barns drinking beer telling lies. We'd pack up and go to the race track and at the ripe age of 16, I was learning how to work on stuff, drink and fight whether I wanted to or NOT!!! The cool cars were my brothers 66 Mustang, uncles 59 El Camino which was very slick, Next older brothers 65 Mustang, another friend of theirs had a 67 Malibu whew..she was fast.


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Yep I like that. I used to hang about at a dudes bike shed he was called Peewee. It was a motley collection of ruff buggers but so much fun. I stopped going there for about a year because Bubby Jeffries threw a few sticks of gelly in there 1 Friday afternoon and shot Budda in the arse with a shotgun. Mum decided it was not the place for a 13yo can you believe that. About a month later Bubby made the news,he got into the gorilla enclosure at Melbourne Zoo and was trying to fight the Gorilla.

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Well Bubby is either dead or he is the wife of said Gorilla ???

OMG what a FUNNY story!!!! (no insult towards Bubby of course long live the GO...rilla fighter). Okay now THAT is a man!!!

I've always had that sixth sense. As Kenny Rogers sang you gotta know when to fold'm and walk away. Guy in my trailer park was a huge partier and badazz and could back it up. But ole Mikey had a explosive temper much worse than I'll ever have or had. He would fight when it wasnt necessary. Not once or twice or sometimes....EVERY time we went somewhere he found a fight. One night he said hey' lets go party". I had this eerie feeling. I made up an excuse not to go. We lived in a small poor community of TinHUHcee and the constable was ALWAYS looking for my 56 Chebbie and Mikeys ole bomb. Well that night he stopped ole Mikey. Mikey may still be in prison or made it to death row....not sure which.


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