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Appetite Suppressant
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A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra" he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

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rofldancebanana
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Very Funny. Good One.

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Big GrinBig GrinHahaha, Thats Great! hahahagoodone

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Big Grin dancebanana rofl
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I"m claiming this as my original.... wife told me that when we got married at breakfast time she would make bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, jelly and coffee.

Monday morning I got up and sure enough on the table ready bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, jelly and coffee.

Tuesday morning I got up eggs, a slice of toast, jelly and coffee.

Wednesday morning a slice of toast, jelly and coffee.

Thursday morning toast and coffee.

Friday morning ......Coffee

been that way ever since. Big Grin


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