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The Joke and funny stuff thread
#1
I´ve seen lots of jokes posted on the board lately. Shouldn´t we just open a thread where everyone post their funny stuff, jokes and funny pictures?
Could this be the one? Wink

Here we go then:

As a little girl is coming out of school, a man pulls up in his car, rolls down the window and says to her, "I'll give you a sweet if you'll get in the car with me."

The little girl says, "No, I not getting in the car."

The next day the same man pulls up again, rolls down the window and says to the same little girl, "I'll give you two sweets if you'll get in the car with me."

The little girl repeats, "No, I'm not getting in the car."

The third day the man pulls up and offers her a whole bag of sweets if she will get into the car.

"No Dad," replies the girl, "There's no way I'm getting into the Chevy!"

Your turn now.
Big Grin


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#2
Haha

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Yea,Tho i cruise through the valley of the shadow of rice,I will fear no Turbo,For Torque art with me.Thy rods and crankshaft,they comfort me. Big Grin Robert
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#3
HAHAHA I love Chebby jokes!! :rofl:

Good job, Mike, in creating this thread.

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#4
We just need Rocket to add a forum so we dont have to look for the thread
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#5
Love it!!!!

Jay
73 mach1
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#6
Ok, your turn now!
:-)

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Mike

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#7
Last week a bunch of folks were handing out pamphlets near the mall. I looked at the one they had given me and said:" Hey, what´s the deal? There´s nothing written on it!"
The guy sais:"Yeah, sure! We´re atheists!"

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#8
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.

"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.



Here's another one...
A guy in a bar in texas smoking a cigar and wearing a cowboy hat is showing off about how rich he is and how much land he owns. A young guy is tired of the crap the guy is talking and goes over to him and says "how much land do you exactly own?". The rich texan replies "Well son, if I get in my truck to drive, at sunrise, I still won't be at the other end of my property at sunset" and the young guy goes "Yeah I know what you mean, I used to drive a chevy too"

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#9
Thanks Don.
Good ones! Big Grin


A penguin's car breaks down while on the way home so he gets towed to the garage.
The mechanic says he'll be about 20" so the penguin might as well go for a walk.
While he's out the penguin stops for an ice-cream.
Bit of a messy eater, the ice-cream is all around his mouth when he finishes.
He heads back into the garage, the mechanic sticks his head out from under the car and says:
"Looks like you've blown a seal."
Penguin says "No, it was an ice-cream!!"


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#10
Do not consume if seal is broken. hahahahaha

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05 Convertible, Legend Lime/Tan/Tan, future classic??
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